"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 14:29:06 +0100, "Doctor Evil"
wrote:

..the hacksaw comes with instructions on hand
..Lord Hall is unable to understand

..how to saw copper pipe he asks
..not knowing simple DIY tasks

..One more point I will have to say
..Lord Halls top hat gets in the way

I know your source of cut and paste for this..

It's your Rupert books, isn't it?

For example:

To try to help the working elves,
The chums go underground themselves

Do you wear yellow trousers by any chance?

...Lord Hall he has a favourite book
...every night he has a look
...the bumper version big and set
...the size of a front doorstep
...the contents of he thinks it matters
...this large print tome is now in tatters
...from constant thumbing its ripped apart
...from gaining knowledge it did impart
...from big colour piccies he is turned on so
..."How Things Work" it lets him know

...from this book has a peep
...It's under his pillow while Lord Halls asleep

...the moral of this encyclopaedic tree
...is not to pinch books from kids under three



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