"Andy Hall" wrote in message
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On Wed, 13 Apr 2005 14:29:06 +0100, "Doctor Evil"

wrote:

..the hacksaw comes with instructions on hand
..Lord Hall is unable to understand

..how to saw copper pipe he asks
..not knowing simple DIY tasks

..One more point I will will have to say
..Lord Halls top hat gets in the way



I know your source of cut and paste for this..

It's your Rupert books, isn't it?

For example:

To try to help the working elves,
The chums go underground themselves

Do you wear yellow trousers by any chance?


LOL, but one has to ask *how* do you know, memories from childhood,
reading to your child or perhaps you just have overly large ears ?!..
:~)