"Mike Mitchell" wrote
| I thought they were made in Taiwan, and really humane. That's
| when I still thought it was in Thailand. Well, you would,
| wouldn't you.

Yes, I get confused about Thaiwanese restaurants.

| It was ages before I realised that Santa was actually
| the milkman!

Santa's supposed to be your dad! Erm. Oh. Sorry. Would you like the number
of a really good counsellor?

Owain