On Fri, 08 Apr 2005 21:32:39 GMT, the inscrutable Unquestionably
Confused spake:

on 4/8/2005 4:09 PM Larry Jaques said the following:
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 21:47:12 -0700, the inscrutable Steve Knight
spake:


Learn to be smarter than the chisel, Grasshoppah.
bseg

LJ--whose thumb skin is scabbing nicely this week. (9mm "tool")

Browning Hi-Power thumb web destroyer?

Something like that. The little P-11 bites my thumb knuckles before
a single box is empty.

--
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there's a very simple answer...nobody
bothered to check the oil; We just didn't
know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical
- our OIL is located in Alaska, California,
Oklahoma and Texas.

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC.