Hi, Jeff. I'll check out your website as soon as I'm through posting,
but we need a countertop model. Thanks to you too. I never thought
this post would get any replies at all, and it turns out it's gotten
faster replies than any post I've made in 12+ years on Usenet!

Must mean there's a market for beepless appliances. How 'bout "The
Quiet Woman/Man" line?