"Owain" wrote
"Zymurgy" wrote
| I bought a nice, new white bog to replace the old one I have.
| Then the girlfriend says, oh, I quite like the colour of the
| old one (pink).
| Bloody wimmin.
| Now I have to store the bleeding thing somewhere, I bought it
| a while ago, not sure they'll take it back now .. :-((

Replace both loo and girlfriend. Problem solved.

It's a compelling argument

P.