In article .com,
Odeen wrote:
WillR wrote:
We should be discussing things like -- oh say -- the best
way to stain cherry

That's easy. You take the blood of the person wishing to stain the
cherry (five liters - litres, Jeff - is generally adequate), thin it
with 200 proof anhydrous denatured alcohol, mix it with a #1.5 cut of
your favorite shellac and apply with a pad lubed with mineral oil.
... remainder snipped ...


You left out acetone.



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Larry Wasserman Baltimore, Maryland