On 18 Mar 2005 09:26:42 -0800, Odeen wrote:
WillR wrote:
We should be discussing things like -- oh say -- the best
way to stain cherry

That's easy. You take the blood of the person wishing to stain the
cherry (five liters - litres, Jeff - is generally adequate),

But, isn't 5 liters all you have? Ahhhh, nevermind. Yes.

It was an unexpected pleasure, and I marveled at its beauty for quite a
while; a cherry sanctuary.

There's a joke in there somewhere, maybe about "but you can only go in
once", but damned if I'm gonna make it.