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Larry Jaques wrote:

She was at my house... doing the windows.

I seem to have misplaced my refrigerator.

Now THAT is truly a shame. The cold would have helped keep parts of
her, ah, alert.

There seem to be some parallel-line smudges on my windows...like eraser
marks...mmmm maybe that was not a squeegee squeeking'?

I did have to phone in a noise complaint though... all that tire
squeelin' and honking horns, hootin' anna hollerin'... while I am trying
to do my taxes.. I had to remain focused on the nipples and dimes..