You're surely not teaching in a parochial school but there's nothing
wrong with introducing the concept of Sin with respect to the treatment
of that 10/4 hole-filled board. Particularly in this day and age.

And make dang sure you step (accidentally on purpose, of course) on Old
Slipper Shoes, the little twit! That'll teach him.


If he's not in a private school of some sort, the kids will wear what they
please. Try to ban merely highly suggestive or even openly obscene t-shirts
and find out what a hornets' nest you stir up.

Dress can be a real problem when one of the females stoops to check the cut
line at the CMS while wearing hiphuggers. I moved the router table before
some kid lost a finger....