On 14 Mar 2005 15:58:15 -0800, jim rozen
wrote:

In article , Larry Jaques says...

No MRI tech would ever let a fully clothed, armed individual
*near* the machine.

True, but then there was last week's movie about the undercover
cop teaching the community about safe handgun handling when he
shot himself in the foot. That was right after he told them he
was the only one in the room professional enough to handle a
weapon. I pity that community and their police force if he's
an example of screened personnel, don't you?

I'm not going to tell you what *one* officer left behind at the
range one day.

But it was blue and it went bang.

Jim

Local cop did that a couple years ago. One of the smart asses at the
range fired off all of this cops magazines as fast as he could into
the backstop. When the office came trotting back to retreive his
suddenly remembered handgun, everyone swore all those rounds were
fired upwards towards town...and they all hoped nobody was hit...as
the rounds would match HIS weapon..

No one really liked the prick.

Gunner

"[L]iberals are afraid to state what they truly believe in, for to do so would result in even less votes than they currently receive. Their methodology is to lie about their real agenda in the hopes of regaining power, at which point they will do whatever they damn well please. The problem is they have concealed and obfuscated for so long that, as a group, they themselves are no longer sure of their goals. They are a collection of wild-eyed splinter groups, all holding a grab-bag of dreams and wishes. Some want a Socialist, secular-humanist state, others the repeal of the Second Amendment. Some want same sex/different species marriage, others want voting rights for trees, fish, coal and bugs. Some want cradle to grave care and complete subservience to the government nanny state, others want a culture that walks in lockstep and speaks only with intonations of political correctness. I view the American liberals in much the same way I view the competing factions of Islamic
fundamentalists. The latter hate each other to the core, and only join forces to attack the US or Israel. The former hate themselves to the core, and only join forces to attack George Bush and conservatives." --Ron Marr