"Proctologically Violated©®" wrote in message
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As an unprofessional writer, but quite the connoisseur of
professionally-written bull****, those rules are *excellent guidelines*,
altho everything can be bent for stylistic purposes.

Are we having fun yet?

The "rules," in addition to being funny, are mostly bad rules. Rick is right
about that. But that isn't the point, I don't think. I think the point was
to have some fun with rules. That they are mostly goofy rules in the first
place is part of the joke. I think. Anyway, that's how I read them.

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Ed Huntress