In message , Mike
writes

"The Natural Philosopher" wrote in message
...
Is not safe to put ANTYHING on Ikea..


Not quite true. It's perfectly OK to put John Prescott on top of an Ikea
cupboard fixed high up on the outside of the building Ikea want to build
near here.


OK, since someone mentioned John Prescot and it has been doing the
rounds at work, go to Google, type in ****wit and hit 'I'm feeling
lucky'.

Priceless.
--
Andrew Sinclair http://www.smellycat.org