And there is that Mexican stuff with the regular, punched, wormholes!

I have it on fairly good authority that the holes in that Mexican stuff are
made by real termites! A furniture dealer I knew had a piece returned to his
shop because the customer heard noises coming from it. Imagination? Well,
the dealer set fire to it, and he wasn't the sort of bloke to see that sort
of money go up in flames. I believe he carried on selling that range of
furniture without further incident.

Holly, in France.
Holiday home in the Dordogne,
website: http://la-plaine.chez.tiscali.fr

Hm. Nice place you've got there