Back before I retired, I was in the hangers $hithouse washing up sa it
was time for lunch.

One of the stalls was occupied, and then I heard a flush, and a
ahhhhhhhhh %^*(*&%^&%$^%$^& . The door opens up and the person was
really ****ed to say the least. It was common for us to put our hats
in our waistband with the bill between the belt loops, and since we
were military it was mandatory to always have your headgear close by.
Well it turned out this dude backed up to the john, and loaded up his
hat instead of the bowl.........

How about that old trick with wrapping the bowl with saran wrap!

On Sat, 05 Mar 2005 23:16:12 -0500, Gerald Miller
wrote:

===On Sun, 06 Mar 2005 03:40:36 GMT, Ken Sterling (Ken Sterling) wrote:
===
===
===Always kinda wondered..... When I go there, and if I plan on sitting,
===I always look to see if the seat is down..... I don't really
===understand what the big deal is.. some have said that they sit on the
===bare porcelain bowl because the seat was up.... obviously didn't
===look. Kinda like backing the car into the garage without looking to
===see if the garage door is up....
===Ken.
===OTOH what is the other solid flat piece called? The lid, right?
===Gerry :-)}
===London, Canada


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