Sat, Mar 5, 2005, 10:59am (news.east.cox.net)
admits:
snip My wife suggested trying Target. Being the dutiful husband, off I
went.
Guess what? I found the perfect accessory to use in Target's Kitchen
Goods section. snip

Couldn't you at least had the dignity to lie, and say you stole it
from the kitchen, while the wife wasn't looking.



JOAT
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