"Tom Watson" wrote in message
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On Thu, 03 Mar 2005 21:34:59 GMT, Joe_Stein
wrote:

When I was still dating my wife, she caught me looking at a bikini-clad
girl on a riding lawn mower. When she said "You're not supposed to look
at that.", I countered with "Hey babe, just 'cause I'm on a diet, don't
mean I can't look at the menu." I'm still lookin', and she ain't
complaining.
Eat your hearts out.
Joe


A married woman might have said:

"I don't care where you get your appetite, so long as you eat at
home."


The best one I ever heard was "Why should I go out and eat hamburg when I
can have steak at home?".

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-Mike-