In article ,
John Stumbles writes:
the only time I've ramped a bill up was when I got called out on a
Sunday to do a non-urgent job and it was being paid for by an insurance
company.

Ooh, look, a victimless crime.

The last - and only - time we used removers I tipped them, only to find
as we unpacked that they'd tipped themselves already.

Um, er. Did you report the theft?
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SAm.