Robatoy wrote:
SWMBO comes home with a 'glider-style' exercise machine.
It is in the back of the van and she asks me to help her drag it into
the house.
The machine is all boxed 'flat' and it becomes my job to assemble it.
It is a pretty simple job and when it is completed I call her over
and
ask her: "Do you want me to put it in front of the refrigerator
door?"

0=BF0

Rob--- who sometimes speaks before he thinks.

After being married I began to gain some weight. One day while
watching TV SWMBO remarked on that, saying, "Your belly is
getting to be as big as my ass."

I rolled my eyes and exclaimed. "Oh my God, it's THAT big?"

I'm divorced now.

--=20

FF