On Tue, 01 Mar 2005 09:23:45 -0800, the inscrutable charlie b
spake:

Jerry S. wrote:


Alright, back on topic...


Please include instructions for making my pointy stick scary sharp.


That's "Scary Sharp (tm)"! You DO NOT want to get on the wrong

Puhleeeze, that's "ScarySharp(tm)"!


side of the Scary Sharp (tm) copyright infringement lawyers.
If you think Coca Cola (tm) protects their brand name wait ''til
you **** off the Scary Sharp (tm) boys!

See above.


Now back on topic - the History of The Pointy Stick chapter:

FOX "News" is reporting that the Southern Fundamentalist
Evangelical Judeo-Christian Conference is in the process
of "correcting" Genesis based on a new scroll found near
The Really Dead Sea. Early translations are suggesting
that the actual text reads "On the Seventh Day HE rested,
sitting on the steps of HIS front porch - whittling a Pointy
Stick. And it was good."

God is ****ed and is she ever gonna make the Prez. pay for it.


Now a word from eight of our sponsors.

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(not available as an Over The Counter treatment. Void
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vision and disrupted lower gastro-intenstinal function.

Catherwood recommends Loosener's Castor Oil Flakes, The All-Weather
Breakfast!

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