Jerry S. wrote:


Alright, back on topic...


Please include instructions for making my pointy stick scary sharp.


That's "Scary Sharp (tm)"! You DO NOT want to get on the wrong
side of the Scary Sharp (tm) copyright infringement lawyers.
If you think Coca Cola (tm) protects their brand name wait ''til
you **** off the Scary Sharp (tm) boys!

Now back on topic - the History of The Pointy Stick chapter:

FOX "News" is reporting that the Southern Fundamentalist
Evangelical Judeo-Christian Conference is in the process
of "correcting" Genesis based on a new scroll found near
The Really Dead Sea. Early translations are suggesting
that the actual text reads "On the Seventh Day HE rested,
sitting on the steps of HIS front porch - whittling a Pointy
Stick. And it was good."

FOX has dispatched Geraldo Rivera, their crack investigative
reporter, to the Really Dead Sea area and Hannity (sp?) is
oo his way to interview Jerry Falwell. A four hour "Fair
and Balanced", "objective", "scientific" special will be aired
this weekend on this new Revelation. Stay tuned for date
and time.

On a related note, one of the Mars exploration rovers
has sent back images of what appears to be a Pointy Stick
protruding from the face of an overhanging rock outcrop
named The Overhaning Rock Outcrop. The Mars Team is
studying the images and waiting for infra red, ultra violet
and x-ray images before releasing any more information
on this startling find. The ramifications of finding
Pointy Sticks on other planets is unimaginable.

Now a word from eight of our sponsors.

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charlie b