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My garden is rapidly getting over-run with grey squirrels. They also
try increasingly ingenious ways to get into my loft, but I seem to be
keeping them out of there for the moment.


You need to keep them out of your loft otherwise you may find any glass fibe
insulation re-arranged.

I left some chestnuts in our detached garage. Some days later I was asked why I
had put them in SWMBO's gum boots.

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Michael Chare