I can see this thread attracting some whimsical replies, but is there
anything practical that can be done to keep the local squirrel
population under control ?

Whimsical reply as suspected - I remember finding a website once where
the guy had rigged up a stun gun to some tinfoil conductors glued to a
board containing food...

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