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Silvan wrote:

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Damn shame it's supposed to snow tonight. Damn shame. I can't wait to fire
this thing up, slap some meat on it, crack open a cold one... Ahhhhhh.

Ssscuuuze me? No grillin' in the snow?
There is nothing I like better than ****ing off the entire neigbourhood
with the wafting scent of burnt offerings in the middle of winter.
Best time to run a smoker is in the winter. I can smell mine half-a-mile
away.

You did good Michael, therefore thou sucketh.
All you need now is a deal on a parka, eh?