Too funny. Check it out

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...0239 889&rd=1

"THIS WAS MY EX-HUSBAND'S. HE INSISTED ON BUYING IT BUT HARDLY EVER
USED IT. HE PROBABLY WOULD HAVE CUT OFF HIS HAND ANYWAYS. I PLUGGED IT
IN AND IT SEEMS TO WORK GREAT. "