After the Bush tax cuts, the economy should be booming. Hmm. Should. well,
lets get practical.

First, you can only use blue paint on a blue tarp.

Second, mount the pictures with a nailgun, it's obvious that you don't have
enough strength in your arm to pound in nails. Use 12d cement nails.

Third, you cook mice by skinning them and boiling htem in about a 50 galon
cauldron. One mouse feeds 200 starving nursing home residents.

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Christopher A. Young
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I lost my job after George Bush became president.
I am now living in a tent made out of tree posts and a blue plastic
tarp, placed on a government preserve.
The tent is pretty comfortable, but I am tired of the blue color and
want to paint the inside of the tent white so I can hang a picture of
my now deceased dog, who died from starvation. I have 2 problems.

1. What kind of paint can I use on the tarp?

2. Everytime I hammer a picture hanger on the tarp the picture falls
off and water comes in the tent. What is a better way to hang the
picture?

3. Last night I caught a mouse in my tent and killed it. How do I
cook a mouse?

Ruger57