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Roger, how is Essex today?

How would I know. I live in Yorkshire.

Terrific!! You went to help the Third World. Are you doing voluntary work?

You must keep using the cheapest
oil on the market for your engine.

Why? I trust the garage to put the
right oil in when it is serviced and
it doesn't need topping up between services.

Don't trust them!!! They may put good stuff in!!!! Buy the cheapest and
nastiest, give it to them, and tell them to put that stuff in. Have it
serviced every 40,000, that will make you happy.



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