The message
from "Doctor Evil" contains these words:

Roger, how is Essex today?

How would I know. I live in Yorkshire.

You must keep using the cheapest oil on the market for your engine.

Why? I trust the garage to put the right oil in when it is serviced and
it doesn't need topping up between services.

You must is is good for you.

I think you need to increase your medication otherwise you will shortly
become completely unintelligible.

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Roger