It's also possible that one of your small children has been flushed,
and is now playing tricks on you. Do a heado**** tonight at dinner, and
if any of your kids are missing, then you know what is going on. When
this happens to me, I've found that flushing a large box of lye usually
straightens the kids out quickly. Sometimes it takes them a couple
weeks to find their way back home from the sewage treatment plant
though.