Mitch,
From your explanation, it can be perceived as not being
possible, you haven't included much in the way of details, just rudimentary
points. If someone else believes that you are making it up, just for the
sake of it, instead of blasting them with profanity, perhaps you could
embellish your original story, so that people get a better idea of what you
are doing.

I am not an administrator, in this NG, or any other, but I think your
response was well over the top, and people may think twice about responding
to you again.

Paul