"Lobster" wrote in message
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Following up the thread on this of a couple of weeks back - here's a
cracker from this morning's paper (you'll need to buy a hard copy to see
the pictures unfortunately...)

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...484880,00.html


Of course, for a real disaster, you need professional European building
improvers:

http://www.wanadoo.co.uk/news/world/...icle=CAS305478