View Single Post
  #78   Report Post  
Dr Ivan D. Reid
 
Posts: n/a
Default

On Fri, 11 Feb 2005 21:41:32 -0000, N.LENN @ WKX.KM.EU
wrote in :
Costing the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Sn!pe said:
wrote:


One man's constant is another man's variable


as old computer programmers used to say


Old computers were like that.


And the languages that ran on them.


PROGRAM INCONSTANT
CALL BONK(5)
PRINT *,5
STOP
END
SUBROUTINE BONK(I)
I=I+1
END


Ah, good old FORTRAN IV[1]. Luckily it's now called "Fortran 2003".

[1] Or G, H, what-have-you...

--
Ivan Reid, Electronic & Computer Engineering, ___ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Room 40-1-B12, CERN
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".