In article , Dave Hinz wrote:
Just so we're both on the same page, there are meant to be counterexamples to
the "never damage a musical instrument on purpose". I mean, really, do you ever
hear someone say "Wow, could you please play that banjo even louder", or "come
closer with those bagpipes please"?

Some might say it's an open question as to whether bagpipes and banjos even
fall into the category of musical instruments.

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Regards,
Doug Miller (alphageek at milmac dot com)

Nobody ever left footprints in the sands of time by sitting on his butt.
And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?