In article ,
Dave Hinz wrote:
On Thu, 10 Feb 2005 22:24:41 +0000, Andy Dingley wrote:
On Sun, 30 Jan 2005 14:09:59 -0500, Silvan
wrote:

Sorry, but disassembling a functional musical instrument is a criminal
offense.

Bagpipes.

I'll see your bagpipes and raise you a banjo.


I'll see you bagpipes and banjo, and raise you an 8-year-old's "drum set".