"Matt" wrote in message
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I once had a wasp I named 'Sammy'. I taught him how to do some
different tricks.... he would ride on the back of a cat while juggling
colored rings (albeit very, very small rings) in the air.

Sammy died that summer though, when an errant book came fying through
the air and landed on top of him.

I'm currently training a troupe of muddobbers to square dance with
africanized honeybees. I have the dancing part worked out, but I've yet
to have any sucess at getting them all to put on their square dance
costumes.

Maybe you could teach the fire ants to square dance the hell out of
Florida!..There's a cottage industry....boots n' hats fer fare ants.....Just
play some Hank Williams and they all head for the hills.....y'all take care,
Ross