On 04 Feb 2005 00:09:57 +0100, Jon Haugsand
wrote:

* Scott Lurndal
To cut between the punctures before sucking the poison out. Some
of the kits had an outer rubber case which could double as a
suction device, but the Mark I mouth was generally more effective.
Just make sure and spit it out. Of course, this was pre-HIV, you'll
get a mouthful of blood too.

Thanks to you, Mark and Kim. This reminds of the probably well-known
story, offensive perhaps, so rot13 :-) :

Gur gjb thlf jrag bhg svfuvat naq qevaxvat orref. Orvat fbzrjung
qehax bar bs gurz unq gb crr, ohg fgnaqvat gurer jvgu uvf ... guvat
bhgfvqr ur ybfg onynapr naq sryy. Bs pbhefr gurer jnf n fanxr,
uvtuyl cbvfbabhf, gung fgebxr naq ovg uvz, lrf lbh thrffrq vg, whfg
ba uvf ... guvat. Uvf fpernz nggenpgrq uvf sevraq'f nggragvba naq
ur pnzr ehaavat naq fbba haqrefgbbq gur fvghngvba. Ur erpbtavmrq
gur fanxr, ohg hapregnva jung gb qb, ur ena onpx gb gur pnzc, sbhaq
uvf pryy cubar, qvnyrq 911, tbg pbagnpg naq rkcynvarq gur
fvghngvba. "Nj," jnf gur nafjre, "lbh zhfg vzzrqvngryl eha onpx gb
lbhe sevraq naq fhpx gur cbvfba bhg. Lbh unir gb qb vg sbe ng yrnfg
unys na ubhe gb or fher!" "Be ryfr?" nfxrq bhe thl. Gur nafjre jnf
"be ryfr lbhe sevraq jvyy qvr jvgu vaperqvoyr, ybatynfgvat naq
haornenoyr cnva." Bhe thl oebxr gur pbaarpgvba naq jrag onpx gb uvf
hayhpxl sevraq. "Jung qvq gurl fnl?" ur nfxrq. "Jryy," gur thl
fnvq, "Lbh jvyy qvr jvgu vaperqvoyr, ybatynfgvat naq haornenoyr
cnva."
Boy, that's hilarious! You're gonna die!
ERS