Dang, we're a buncha ol' hippies here, aren't we? :-)

I'm amazed that no one's mentioned this prime Prine:

Grandpa was a carpenter, he built houses, stores and banks.
Chain-smoked Camel cigarettes, and hammered nails in planks.
He was level on the level, shaved even every door.
He voted for Eisenhower, 'cause Lincoln won the war.