Gosh Jeff, you are just too clever. Apparently, not satisfied to stop
at turning your own house into a firetrap, you would like to help
others as well.

Oh well. I guess just as with doctors and lawyers, someone in the world
there has to be the worst engineer as well. I'm glad I know who it is
now.

"As long as there are idiots like Jeff Wisnia, firemen will have plenty
of work"