Solution #1 - keep a carving knife and a spatula in the bathroom. Any
fearsomely large looking objects can be cut up and for an extra measure of
security, trap half of the load up the side of the bowl for the first flush,
release & flush again.

Solution #2 - Depending on your "schedule", make it a point to go out to the
local mall, 24hr supermarket, etc, buy a newspaper & use their facilities.
I have seen some mall toilets that flush so hard that you tend to make sure
there is a sufficient gap between your legs or butt and seat to ensure that
your guts do not get sucked out.


"Ron Hubbard" wrote in message
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This question must come up quite often around here, but does anyone know
what to do about a severely clogged toilet, short of calling a plumber?

Ron

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