"Gunner" wrote in message
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On Tue, 1 Feb 2005 15:27:16 -0500, "Ed Huntress"
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"Gunner" wrote in message
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Gunner

It's better to be a red person in a blue state
than a blue person in a red state. As a red
person, if your blue neighbors turn into a mob
at least you have a gun to protect yourself.
As a blue person, your only hope is to appease
the red mob with herbal tea and marinated tofu.

(Phil Garding)

Not to mention all those places you have to hide and shoot, from behind
all
the rusted-out pickup trucks in your front yard.

You can let the pigs and chickens loose, too, to raise havoc.

You evidently are unaware of the master plan..we developed gated
communities for Leftists so when the time is ripe, we simply lock you
in.

Gunner

I think the really clever thing you guys have going is turning the outhouse
into a pit trap. It's like a low-tech land mine. And then there's the
trailer full of fertilizer, with the leaky tarp on it, that's already
unstable from getting damp...

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Ed Huntress