Australopithecus scobis wrote:
Menard's OTH (on 76th) has actively hostile twerps roaming the aisles.


The Menard's "up by me" has a program where they'll give you
a discount if you can show a picture of a car on blocks in
front of your double wide or prove that you store your ice
auger in your bedroom.

UA100, who once saw a bumper sticker that read, "Deer Fear
Me, Women Crave Me" and thought, that's a Menard's
shopper...