Gino wrote:

Shows that YOU don't get laid very often. (Or else things are
different in Kanukisan, Oz, Uk, or whatever weird country you live in.)

I have no need of remembering dates, I just produce flowers, dinners, etc
on demand.
I'd forget my own name if my SO stopped using it.

Mine calls me "Dumbass" or "Asshole," depending on whether she's in a good
mood or a bad one, so I'm not sure which one of those is my name.

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