Well, I've never plonked anyone, so I'm not a plonker.

I think... I'm a Plonkee.

But, I can't be sure because Effi didn't really plonk me (you see, the
brain surgeon responded to a post of mine - _after_ she claims to have
plonked me).... so it's difficult to say.

I think the real problem here is that it's been FAR TOO LONG since
anyone plonked Effe. In fact, I'd be surprised if Effe even remembered
how to plonk anymore........