Mark Bay's obituary notice

Unfortuntely Mark Bay the super talented Diyer was found dead in his garage
this morning.....his body was hanging by a length of 2.5mm Twin and earth
wrapped roung his neck (Bought from screwfix days earlier)......apparently
he had offended some ******* on the uk diy newsgroup and just could't face
living with the shame and guilt..


nah just kidding i'm still here........tee hee