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| NSM wrote:

| Microwaves are used to warm piglets on demand. The piglets enjoy it.
It's
| people not piglets who do stupid things, like sticking their heads in
the
| oven.
|
| Those piglets are all dead less than a year later, aren't they?

But not from microwaves, although it does make the bacon crispy after
they're dead! Mmmm! Bacon!!

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