*smack* LOL... too funny..

-Mike

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A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo)
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors
Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant


"Gunner" wrote in message
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Men are Victims too!

Police today warned all men who frequent clubs and parties to stay
cautious when offered drinks by women. Females are using a date rape
drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men.

This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly
everywhere.

"Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims
to go home with them. Women need only persuade a man to consume a few
of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a
simple approach that renders most men helpless.

After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive
women.

Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a
horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened.

Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's
savings in a scam called "a relationship." In extreme cases, females
have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a
punishment called "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer"
is administered. Forward this warning to every male you know.

And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this
insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest
assured: male support groups exist in every major city where you can
discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank
manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under
"Golf Courses or Fishing Supplies.

Gunner

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better,
on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee,
but why this is more stylish than
sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
-- P.J O'Rourke (1989)
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