"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better,
on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee,
but why this is more stylish than
sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I don't know."
-- P.J O'Rourke (1989)


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Poor old P.J, probably thinks he's Irish through and through. Unfortunately
his name is Celtic and his ancestors went from France ( Brittany) to
colonize Ireland.