"Jack" wrote in message
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A Woodworker took his old duck to the Veterinarian, concerned because the
duck wouldn't eat. The Vet explained to the man that as ducks age their
upper bills grow down over their lower bills, and make it difficult for
the
animal to pick up it's food.


Ok, kudos for posting a funny joke that I havn't already seen 10,000 time on
the internet.

Frank