In article ,
Andy Hall writes:
On Sat, 11 Dec 2004 01:19:21 +0000, Lurch
wrote:

On 11 Dec 2004 00:55:40 GMT, (Andrew
Gabriel) strung together this:

I bet you never thought lava lamps could be fatal (ignoring any
electrocution risk that is)? Neither did this guy, no doubt...

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=6966520

I know I shouldn't, but I held off laughing at the dullard until the
end of the first paragraph.

Oh, Lurch, how could you be so heartless - there's been a death here.

I couldn't decide whether this was a Darwin situation, but decided
that the mention of "trailer" gave the game away.

Well, it's looking like he may be the 2004 Dawin Award winner:
http://www.darwinawards.com/

--
Andrew Gabriel