On Sun, 07 Mar 2004 00:24:52 +0000 (GMT), Dave Plowman
wrote:

In article ,
PoP wrote:
So if everyone wears CAT boots and does the cha-cha-cha you'll all fit
right in?

It's the hula-hula skirts that I find unpleasant to wear!

Like the kilt, ideal for fornication and diarrhoea.


As in

Q: What's worn under the kilt?

A: Nothing. Everything's in perfect working order....



..andy

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